It’s slang for vagina.
It begins with a hard-c. It rhymes with punt, stunt and front.
Use it lovingly, “that flower is opening up like a beautiful crimson cunt.”
Use it with edge, “that little fucking cunt just cut me off.”
Use it absurdly, “there’s a certain oaky cuntiness to this Merlot.”
Use it frequently.
And when someone balks or is morally offended, tell them it’s just a fucking word, lifted from a whore street in Old London and first used in print by James Joyce. Then gaze at them with judgmental disdain and tell them perhaps they’re the ones who need a morality check.
Cunts.
— Kurt Sutter, “A LITTLE BIT OF MY SEMANTIC THEORY OF SLURS AND HOW THAT RELATES TO MY AFFECTION FOR THE USE OF ‘SEE YOU AND TEA’”
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